As geisha woke up from its unconsciouness... it realized that its surrounding became larger, which was from its perspective that it became larger as "it" shrunk. It soon realized that it could no longer stay in the Pluto climate as it was too retarded. Therefore, it wanted to take a direct flight to a part of Afganistan, Osama's home. However, it did not have enough money as it had spent her last penny on fat ugly giggolos. Therefore it canme up with an ingenius plan, at least to it it is was...It thought of stealing a pilot's pass to fly a plane as that was its only way to Afganistan. It visited a pilot called Mrs Cheong the Gay, who was at that time baking some cookies... However, using her powerful eyesight, so powerful that she had to wear specs, Mrs Cheong realize its presence and asked it what she wanted... It said : " i've dropped by, for some... cookies..." It tried to trick Mrs Cheong the Gay by slowly approaching her and saying intelligent remarks to distract her,: " i used to like ...chocolate chip cookies....but now i seem to prefer.... vanilla.... do you find that strange? Mrs Cheong?..." Suddenly, nearly at the speed of a tortoise, Geisha hit Mrs Cheong in the neck, which did not knock her out... Carrying on with the distraction in hop that Mrs Cheong did not realized she was hit by Geisha , :" Ha!.. I've tricked you, i don't want your cookies... in fact, i hate cookies... i hate YOUR cookies..." Now at the speed of a snail, Geisha managed to knock Mrs Cheong out without being animated... She stole her pass made of mud and flew towards the Air port... which none existed on pluto...
To be continued...
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