Once upon a time, about 2 to the power of 971249782343478194394134946319846846149 years ago, there live a creature of inhumane features called geisha, or you can call it "it" if you want, so to say, live on a planet called "GayManChickenLand". It has a very wierd form of moustach and a wide range of pimples. It love to flirt with boys who are about 172 cm tall, small eyes and abit "gong gong" one, or you can just say zhen ning. However, she is always dumped in the end as she is always 3-timing other people. One day, it was cooking chicken breast using a cup and a dildo in the toilet, using the toilet bowl water to boil it, when a giant object, known to us as a cardboard, however you know it is slightly more retarded than us, sad to say... it went towards the object with absolute carefulness, just that it fell down seven million times before reaching the object. However, before it opened the cardboard, a witch 94 km away, about the size of jie run and looks of jie run but is not jie run, cast a spell on geisha and turned her into a chicken...
to be continued...
*Sneak Preview on part 2 : the ...cookie and the... flight*
It manage to take a one way direct flight to earth via a plane and landed in a kitchen, wanting nothing but cookies...
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